Stop. Before you read this, look at yourself. What are your thoughts – aside from, “This girl is crazy”? Seriously though, what do you think of what you are wearing or look like at this very moment? As I write this, I am in a t-shirt as old as the […]
With the recent uprising in China’s island city of Hong Kong, tensions have risen on both the island as well as the...
“Never have I ever had a penis in my mouth.” Silence. I lift my cup to my lips and drink. A mixture of “ohhhs”...
This is it. The very beginning of The Tower’s first advice column. Isn’t it exciting? I realized a while ago that...
Every year, as the weather starts to get cooler, hockey and football start up again, and major league baseball comes to a close. While professional baseball of some sort is being played somewhere almost all year round, most of us are paying much more attention to the Division and League […]Read more ›
Every good chick flick needs a makeover … right? If you haven’t been living under a rock for the past few months, chances are you’ve probably seen (maybe several times) or have at least heard of Disney’s newest extravaganza Frozen. The movie is based on Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow […]Read more ›
People like to think of feminists as seething, raging women who believe that we should just reproduce asexually and get rid of men altogether. Feminists are generally regarded as a nuisance because we question what most people never even think about. Some feminists do fall directly into this negative stereotype, […]Read more ›
“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug…” ― Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis The Famous & the Sleepless: Groucho Marx The infamous dry wit of Groucho Marx is well known through his […]Read more ›
Jim Murphy – 1B How many minor league baseball players can you name who have sold raffle tickets for a fan to win their car? Probably none, right? Well, now you can name one: Jim Murphy. The Reading Fightin’ Phils first baseman allowed the Fightins to sell tickets to fans […]Read more ›
Happy News So we’ve been having some pretty strange weather lately. Even a sweater weather lover like myself is 306% done with this snow! And right now, it’s even worse than snow! It’s nasty, mushy, cold, grayish crap covering all the outdoor surfaces! Weirdly enough, this winter we have had […]Read more ›